I'm Just Here so I Won't Get Fat
Everybody has that one friend that can make a room roar up in laughter. The funny guys, the funny gals. Maybe you're one of them! This racerback tank fits your personality. By now, you've probably spent a decent amount of time in the gym or a CrossFit Box. Your discipline and consistency is paying off and people notice. Now it's the perfect time to make yourself the butt of a joke, right? Nothing is better than self-depreciating humor. Except maybe this racerback.
We could dazzle you on the superior merits of the "I'm Just Here So I Won't Get Fat" racerback. [Like the specially constructed blend of fabrics will make it one of your most comfortable and flattering workout shirts of all time]. But we won't need to oversell it. This is a hilarious tank for hilarious people. You want some jokes during your Box's next CrossFit throwdown? Bring this racerback tank!
- Tri-blend material (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon)
- Fabric creates superior comfort, durability, mobility, and slimming contour
- Proudly manufactured in the USA
- Tumble or hang dry